For the girls girl who you just adore and need a way to tell her.

For the parents who raised you—and could never say it was boring (or quiet).

A wise little nugget from the second-born: also, your sibling's still a mess.

The card that says, “I’m with you… somehow.” Perfect for any occasion.

For that special someone who’s permanently on Santa’s naughty list.

 A love letter disguised as an insult.

You’re welcome.

For your parents, because let’s be honest, it’s their fault you can’t sit still.

The only thing you care less about than this card, is the occasion itself.

For that person who’s finally leaving—because, wow, it’s been time. Or has it?

The card that says, “I’m with you… somehow.” Perfect for any occasion.

For that special someone who really rocks your world… in all the right places.

Just a subtle, flirty way to let someone know you’re a fan of their assets.

For that friend who works hard… or barely works at all. Who knows anymore?

The ideal “farewell” with a dash of passive aggression—for coworkers you won’t miss.

Christmas, when wine is mandatory… or just every day of the year, honestly.

Just a lighthearted birthday joke that lands like a punch to the gut.

For that 25+ birthday, where Leo finally swipes left on you. Sad times.

For that coworker you love but, let’s be real, they need to hear this.

For your partner, because what started cute has now turned into… this. 

For that overachiever who gets the job done… quickly. Congratulations, speedster!