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BRUTALLY HONEST & DELIGHTFULLY INSULTING
GREETING CARDS

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Ho-Ho-Holy Sh*t, Cards

Why Dinked?

Sh*t You Actually Want

Bold. Cheeky. Irreverent. Our designs don’t tiptoe around, they make a statement, spark a laugh, and sometimes even stir a little trouble.

Gifts That Give A F*ck

Cards, earrings, stickers and more... Unapologetic pieces that are perfect for gifting (or keeping all to yourself, we won’t judge). Made to be remembered, not forgotten in the bottom drawer.

Actually Aussie Made

Every piece is designed and handmade in our home studio in Emerald, Central Queensland. Regional roots, global sass, and proving the best ideas don’t just come out of the big smoke.

Aussie-made treasures with more bite than bark.

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even sarcastic b*tches have hearts

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