DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THESE IDIOTS

The ideal “farewell” with a dash of passive aggression—for coworkers you won’t miss.

YOU'RE SH*T AT YOUR JOB

For that coworker you love but, let’s be real, they need to hear this.

HAPPY RETIReMENT

For that person who’s finally leaving—because, wow, it’s been time. Or has it?